“Mike u should have seen him, he was trying to fly, but he looked like a chicken moving his arm.”

Mike didn’t laugh, but my joke was funny. 😭

“PFFTTTTttttttt”

“Sorry, I fart when I’m stressed and you make me feel stressed, so it's your fault.”

“Shot up, ur disgusting.”

“I’m leaving.”

“No Mike no, don’t leave me, I’m scared of being alone.”

Then Mike left me all alone at my house.