STORY STARTER

Write a story where the first line is advice to the reader.

Depending on the direction you want to take the story in, it can be mundane, simple advice or the wackiest one you can think of!

A Simple Task

As I have grown, I learned that pleasing everyone is impossible.


But pissing everyone off…that is easy.


So that’s what I did.


My crew called me the ‘distraction’. I would say I was more of the performer, giving the guards something to look at instead of wretched townsfolk walking past and dirty streets. The castle ahead was grander than I remembered, and more gaudy - a real sight for sore eyes…if you want those eyes to get worse. As my crew slipped into the castle unnoticed, I would keep the guards occupied.


The rifles within the guards’ hands immediately raised as I stepped onto the castle ground, hands in my pockets. My fancy clothes were strange to wear; they were constricting and not very breathable, but I must admit I did look good in my maroon suit.

“Woah, woah my good sirs,” I called to them, as if they were way further than they actually were. I raised my hands in mock surrender. “I advice you both not to shoot.”

“And why should we do that?” One of the guards grunted.

I laughed, maybe a bit to theatrically, but it really worked with the insane man vibe I was going for.

“I mean…I don’t see why you can’t shoot. Just not now! I have something to tell thee!” I bowed, a hand on my chest.

The other guard scowled. “You are a thief, are you not.”

“What is a thief but a reflection of greed in the hearts of those with too much?” I paused, letting the words drift within the air. “Not that I am a thief, that would be ludicrous.”


I kept speaking. I’m not sure how long I spoke for, but it was probably for a while. However, I wouldn’t call my large mouth a flaw, I would just call it a way of expressing my very controversial beliefs.

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