As I have grown, I learned that pleasing everyone is impossible.
But pissing everyone off…that is easy.
So that’s what I did.
My crew called me the ‘distraction’. I would say I was more of the performer, giving the guards something to look at instead of wretched townsfolk walking past and dirty streets. The castle ahead was grander than I remembered, and more gaudy - a real sight for sore eye...
“Is he a knight in shining armour or is he an executioner? Because I’ve met both, and I assure you, the executioner was more charming.” Arfir would have folded his arms at that moment in time, but the tug of chains reminded him he was a bit less free then he wanted to be.
The hooded figure stood in front of him laughed, although no mirth seemed to leave his lips, only bitterness and distrust.
I didn’t trust him. Not because he seemed sly or two-face. He was just too good looking. And I have learnt that handsome faces are not to be trusted.
His face was so perfectly chiselled, and his neck was so muscular…it would be hard to strangle him.
His biceps, his chest, his shoulders…his everything, really was a masterpiece. At least he wasn’t an abstract piece - they’re even more difficult to...
In a field, I found a book, leather bound, with neat, curved writing. The darkness of the night was only illuminated by the moon’s gleaming surface. I used my torch to read the words.
Dear Diary,
Today I am finally fulfilling my dream of being a haunted house investigator. I found it when I was on a walk on my own. Strangely, it wasn’t in a dark forest like in the movies. It was on a mist covered...