Embarrassing things, I’ve done a lot. More than I can count.

**“Juliette Gordon Low will be on the penny.” My mom said.**

**“But she’s dead.” I said, “She can’t stand on a penny!” **

Embarrassing things, I’ve done a lot. More than I can count.

**“Hand me the mayo please.” My mom had said.**

**I handed her the mustard and said, “I almost gave you the mayo.” **

Embarrassing things, I’ve done a lot. More than I can count.

**I got an iPad for Christmas right after getting an Apple pen. “But now I have two Apple pens!” I had thought.**

**“Read the side- Generation 9 iPad!” My dad had told me.**

Embarrassing things, I’ve done a lot. More than I can count.