I love the sun

It’s so large and round

GYAT

I don’t like lightbulbs

They were created by the government to turn everyone into moths

I am not a moth

At night my house is very dark and scary

The ghosts like to prank me

They pull my toes and cut off my hair

I am bald now.

Everyone says I should just use lightbulbs but I know they are just moths trying to grow their population

I will not fall for their tricks

I will not become a moth

Do you think cavemen had lights? NO! They did not

Do you think that old people had lights?

NO!

So I will be content alone with the ghosts because I am not a moth.