'So, who's going to die today?' I point at each and every one of my plants. I narrow my eyes at each of them before I walk over to Mony - my monstera. "No more leaves going brown! I have followed your instructions, I have learnt what you liked, you will survive today! YOU HAVE what you need to survive today," I then went to my pleading voice, "Please let your new leaf open with pretty holes in them!"

Then I moved over to my Ficus. "Fic, please for the love of GOD, no more leaves going red and dropping. You are supposed to be not needy and here you are giving me the worse time! I just have to walk past you and ten leaves drop!" I then turned away and said under my breath so he didn't hear, 'You will be my last, I can't keep doing this with you, Fic."

This is when I spot my herbs, I took a deep breath and walk over to them. I lean in close not to scare them. "Hello, my herby babies, now I know you are going good, and I want you to keep going, you are doing sooooo good for mummy."

I grab my bag and keys and head to the door. Before I say a pray. "Please no more plants to die on the hottest day of the year!"