Oh the drinks I can drink

When I start drinking drinks

I’ll down more than a few

Liquor all in a shot

If I like it or not

I’ll just try not to spew

Love a rum and coke mix

For my alcohol fix

I’ve got nothing to lose

Oh the drinks I can drink

When I start drinking booze

Oh the drinks I can drink

The glasses go clinkety clink

Was that two, three, or four?

Jello shots in a row

Maybe I should say, “No.”

Too bad I don’t care anymore

Some say I’m drowning my pain

In this death made from grain

Maybe there’s something to lose

Oh the drinks I can drink

Why am I drinking this booze?

Oh the drinks I can drink

In the kitchen down the sink

Is where I think they should go

Throw every bottle away

I’m gonna start this today

This is not just for show

I stand up and I yelp

I need some actual help

This is the choice that I choose

No more drinks will I drink

I am giving up booze