I ain't proud of bein' a social introvert

But... I... figure... just one drunk night ha ha ha ha of fun can't hurt

There's no shame in being young and getting drunk just once

I get tipsy under the lights and dunce hats

One more drink and I begin to lose my shit

I yelled your names out loud "MAX! BRENDA! JULIA!"

As I do it

I get up on the table, I can't control my arms and my legs as they move around

I'm dancin' drunk, I'm dancin' drunk, I'll die dancin' here

I'll dance all night

I tell my body just do it

La la La La la blood alcohol

And then give me another glass of beer

I'll dance while I'm drunk 'till I vomit

Or wait and see if I pass out

I bet my moves will attract the ladies right here

I tell my body just do it

La la La La la blood alcohol

I moan and flail as I go beserk tonight

I don't caaaaaaaare la la la

Whatever, whatever they think

I just want fun, even ifffffffff my dancin'

Isn't a pretty sight