It’s impossibly ugly this sweater,
But I wear it each week, no matter the weather.
Glasses and braces, but I'm like "whatever"
"It's not like any of this is gonna be forever."
I walk through the front door, I feel my heart racing
I try to walk straight, nobody I'll be facing
Melinda says, "Hey, braceface with the ugly sweater!"
"Is that from a dump?" But I just say "Whatever."
Then I walk away...