Why is ‘ocean breeze’ such a popular candle scent? Have the creators ever been to the ocean? It smells nothing like those fake blue blobs of wax. Nothing clean about it.

I’m staring at the steely blue water now. I smell seaweed baking in the noon sun, flies buzzing around my ankles. If I walked further down the beach, I’d smell a bloated, rotting seagull. It’s been there for a couple of days. Pro...

That’s it. I’ve had it. I’m leaving.

Sarah doesn’t appreciate anything I do for her.

I’m there for her all the time. I’ve made sure I’m always available. I listen to her problems. I cuddle her when she’s down. I’m always by her side.

Sometimes it seems like she might love me the way I love her. A few times a day she seeks me out. But she never holds me when I need to be held. I cry and cry for ...

“I think I just met the happiest person in the world!” I said, annoyed, to my cat Sebastian. He stared back at me with an irritated look that I believe matched my own, and waited for the rest of the story.

“I mean, good for him or whatever. He was just so nice. Too nice. To me. And there wasn’t any reason for it.” At this point I’ve started pacing. Getting more and more annoyed that I was annoyed...

The red shot composed of Beast goo and shards of metal shot towards me and my commander Kurd. As the air around me started to vibrate, I jumped out of the way just in time.

The earth shook as I looked over at my leader and friend. He hasn’t been quite as lucky. His face was pale and drawn and his fingers shook as he reached down to where, seconds ago, his legs were attached. Now covered in mud ma...