Visiting my grandfather in North Carolina was nothing short of a civic wonderland. Before my feet had even crossed the flaxen welcome mat, I was being ordered, per our routine, to list each US state and capital in alphabetical order.
"_Let's hear it, Cheyenne..._" he would govern.
And, like a soldier appeasing his Lieutenant, I would begin to rattle names off.
"_Alabama, Montgomery. Alaska, ...