The Slimeball Wizard

He/Him Wassup nerds, it’s Slimeball. I’m not a great writer, but this is for fun so who cares. If you like the stuff, go ahead and give me a follow! I don’t have money so unfortunately I can’t get premium so you can’t dm me yet😔

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An Orderly War

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Explosion. Death. Bullets. Explosion. All at once, the peace breaks. Blood. The noise hits me first. A conglomeration of screams, both of rage and of pain. Gunshots. Mortars explode. Blood. My ears ring. I breathe in. Dust and grime fill my lungs. My sight blurs. I look down. Blood. Knees. Hands. Heart. I cry and collapse. Bodies litter the ground. An arm. A leg. Blood. Bullets rip a living body i...

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Aquatic

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Death, no matter what they tell you, is not a creature. It is not even an object or a physical thing. It is simply an event,

one that happens to us all eventually. However, these events are not all the same. Some die from a body that gave up, others die from bullets or bombs. But there is one way to die that is considered one of the most terrible. To drown is to lose your freedom of movement and o...

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Through

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March 22nd, 2023

I got a job at NASA! This is essentially going to be a little digital journal thing to track my progress through the following weeks. My name is Mike Jacobson, I’m 23 years old, and I work at NASA now. That’s all for today.

March 24th, 2023

I just got accepted into my first mission! it’ll be a classic trip to space, i’ll do a couple orbits and i’ll come back down.

March 25th, ...

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