There once was a man who had a farm
But a drought killed his crops and the animals in his barn
Little did he know his crops were filled with ticks
But now they are gone so he doesn’t get sick
And now this man is in perfect health
So he lives to 102 with a lot of wealth
But then he learns his estranged son died, circumstances unclear
Whom he hasn’t spoken to in 20 years
He learns that his son h...