“Look, mate, you don’t wanna be doing this!”
“Why not, darling?”
“Look, whatever happened to make you…like this, that’s in the past now. Whatever happened I’ve probably been there as well! I’ve been in most situations like this surprisingly and although you don’t wanna admit it, we might have a lot in common.
You see, when I was younger, my dad would always send me up to my room at 7:00pm at ni...