Today I decided to run an experiment. I got on horoscope and created a fake profile as Lillian galeth and went to scroll through the profiles. My real name is Sarah trags and I was testing my boyfriend. I scrolled through for about ten minutes before my arrow hit its mark and tray barrows popped up as a profile. I clicked on it and an icon popped up that said: your stars align! Would you like to message? I was shocked and angry for a split second, but then I realized that if I texted him, I would have proof he was a cheater. I texted him hey ❤️ and he said Sarah I know that’s you. I was taken aback and responded with who is Sarah. He responded look behind you catfish. 🐱🐟 I looked behind me and sure enough there was tray. There was a long pause, then we both burst into laughter and collapsed on the floor. And that my darlings is how you know if he is the one
Hello! My name is Heather handibon the beholder. Today I am going to tell you about the time someone parked their dragon in front of my driveway. It started as a normal sunday and I got up to make my breakfast. Everything was swell until around noon when two chariots pulled by unicorns rolled up an parked next to my neighbor Kyle, the rakshasa’s house. I thought nothing of it until an orc riding a white dragon parked it right in front of my driveway! I ran outside to give him a pice of my mind. The moment I stepped outside I smelled the delicious aroma of barbecue. I walked over to kyles house and knocked on the door. I was met with Kyle in a sauce stained apron. “ Heather! What a pleasant surprise!” “Kyle are you having a barbecue?” “Yes! Would you like to join us? I hear you make a mean barbecue chicken.” “Of course I will join you. I can teach you some tips!” So I spent the rest of the day making and eating delicious food and meeting new people like Beth the orc, Samuel the gelatinous cube, and Jackson the werewolf. In the end I had a lovely Sunday that I will remember for a long time.
It was the morning of the wedding of Isabella clash and damien whells. As Damien was getting ready in his dressing room, putting on his suit and fixing his bowtie, he heard a clatter from another room. He rushed over to see what it happened and found that one of the mannequins had fallen over. Another strange thing was that he couldn’t find his fiancé. Even though the wedding wouldn’t start until an hour later, he was very concerned as to where she could be. He searched everywhere, but couldn’t seem to find her. Just want all seemed lost. She was found outside, feeding ducks by a river. Her hair looked windswept, and she was out of breath. Damien rushed to her side, and when he got there, she was weeping . “What’s wrong my love” he said. Isabella looked him in the eyes and said. “Damien I’ve been keeping a secret from you and i can’t anymore! You know how everything has always gone perfectly in our relationship?” “Yes.” “Well I’ve been going back-and-forth in time using this.” Isabella produced a amulet with sapphire and diamond embedded in its silver jewel. “I’ve been making sure everything has gone perfectly up to this day, and I just had to go fix the positioning of our chapel because I saw that when I was walking down the aisle I tripped over the flower petals and got a concussion, ruining the whole wedding.” Isabella that is a wonderful sentiment but messing with the space-time continuum is extremely dangerous and every you doing relationship has it’s bumps and flaws so let’s embrace ours. Oh, you’re right I’ve been messing with things and I’m super glad I haven’t created a paradox already I promise to keep things the way they were meant to be. With that Isabella threw the amulet into the river. The wedding ceremony took place in a beautiful church. It went off without a hitch and left everyone in tears. They truly were a beautiful couple.After the ceremony,the newly wedded mr. and mrs. clash sat on the beach in each others arms.
“Your crown is made of people’s hunger, suffering, and pain” “ l know this kingdoms’ had some problems but we will rise again” “ no you do not understand that you have brought death to this beautiful land” “Yes l have brought death but now I have power and I rule with an iron hand” Then guards rushed through the door and I said “All you care about is power not the people that you led!” “Led? What do you mean led, why use the past tense?” Then I snatched the crown off his head and said “ because I am king and I took the crown hense
This actually happened to me except for the events that obviously didn’t like the tack and the traffic
I got up this morning with hope in my heart and a spring in my step I had a interview for my dream middle school today, bates. As I leaped out of bed I landed on one of my sisters thumb tacks. I yelled in pain and I poked her with the tack and told her to keep track of her stuff. I got into my special cardigan and skirt that I had been saving for this very accession. I ran down the stairs to go get breakfast my dad was frying bacon and I wanted some extra crispy. He fried me up some “crispy bacon “ when he gave me the plate I was shocked to see flimsy chewy bacon. Eventually we got into the car and I had all my bags and junk for the auditions. We left one hour early and got stuck in FOURTY FIVE Minute traffic. We got there no I met my friend Amelia and we were in the same time frame for theatre. So we went down together and during the improv activity we had a lot of fun. Then came time for the solo monologue and I was not twenty seconds in when I tripped in front of all the judges. After that it was all pretty much normal. The writing audition was very fun and I feel confident about getting in.
Villains are wonderful things they teach you what is right and what is wrong Villains can’t always succeed so here are some who didn’t make the cut just sigh follow me Sebastian who didn’t get in, his super power was playing a Gong? The dairy destructor was a wrestler but didn’t have the guts so they kicked him out you see. Beau the babysitter would hurl babies at the people and no one thought that would make good tv. Friends I give you the rejected villains the ones who couldn’t make the cut so they all got booted out and landed on their butt.
Emily sat in her mother’s armchair Waiting for Santa to come “Well if Santa doesn’t come in the next five minutes I will bite off my own thumb! Then right as she was about to bite Santa came with a thud. “Ho ho ho” he said “wow said Emily with a gasp but I know you’re not Santa for Christmas has passed.
