Today I decided to run an experiment. I got on horoscope and created a fake profile as Lillian galeth and went to scroll through the profiles. My real name is Sarah trags and I was testing my boyfriend. I scrolled through for about ten minutes before my arrow hit its mark and tray barrows popped up as a profile. I clicked on it and an icon popped up that said: your stars align! Would you like to m...

Hello! My name is Heather handibon the beholder. Today I am going to tell you about the time someone parked their dragon in front of my driveway. It started as a normal sunday and I got up to make my breakfast. Everything was swell until around noon when two chariots pulled by unicorns rolled up an parked next to my neighbor Kyle, the rakshasa’s house. I thought nothing of it until an orc riding...

It was the morning of the wedding of Isabella clash and damien whells. As Damien was getting ready in his dressing room, putting on his suit and fixing his bowtie, he heard a clatter from another room. He rushed over to see what it happened and found that one of the mannequins had fallen over. Another strange thing was that he couldn’t find his fiancé. Even though the wedding wouldn’t start until ...

“Your crown is made of people’s hunger, suffering, and pain”

“ l know this kingdoms’ had some problems but we will rise again”

“ no you do not understand that you have brought death to this beautiful land”

“Yes l have brought death but now I have power and I rule with an iron hand”

Then guards rushed through the door and I said

“All you care about is power not the people that you led!”

“Led? Wha...

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This actually happened to me except for the events that obviously didn’t like the tack and the traffic

I got up this morning with hope in my heart and a spring in my step I had a interview for my dream middle school today, bates.

As I leaped out of bed I landed on one of my sisters thumb tacks. I yelled in pain and I poked her with the tack and told her to keep track of her stuff. I got into my ...

Villains are wonderful things they teach you what is right and what is wrong

Villains can’t always succeed so here are some who didn’t make the cut just *sigh* follow me

Sebastian who didn’t get in, his super power was playing a Gong?

The dairy destructor was a wrestler but didn’t have the guts so they kicked him out you see.

Beau the babysitter would hurl babies at the people and no one thought ...

Emily sat in her mother’s armchair

Waiting for Santa to come

“Well if Santa doesn’t come in the next five minutes I will bite off my own thumb!

Then right as she was about to bite Santa came with a thud.

“Ho ho ho” he said “wow said Emily with a gasp but I know you’re not Santa for Christmas has passed....