Sven and Tarin asked me to throw their engagement ceremony. ME. I don’t even like them. Sven owes me $5k, and Tarin slept with my then partner, while she was with Sven. But I’m a revered wedding planner, and they thought asking me in public in front of our group of friends would pressure me into saying yes. Well I did. Not for them, but for myself. Yes. I will throw that celebration just for me.

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It’s been many moons and suns since I’ve seen someone. By day I bask on the roof, and take in the desert rays. By night I lay near the entry and await my prey. When they arrive, I will be very still until they’re near, and then I will insert my venom into their dry ass veins, cause they were dessicating in that desert lol idk them blood rivers are dried out.

Alas, a victim! I hear the rustle of ...