I thought today would be the day. It's my thirtieth birthday, if I were to be saved by my true love, it would be today. I'm so sick and tired of waiting for a man that I'm supposed to love that I've never even met. It's all in the profecy father told me when I was little; I get trapped in a tower, and I'll be saved by my true love soon after. Well, it's been much longer than 'soon'. No, I'm gettin...