WILL SOMEONE SHUT THAT BABY UP?!
I only think this. I don’t say it of course - hence the capitalization- just to be clear.
I’m too much of a wimp to say that out loud and at the airline there’s a lot of crying babies and too many chances for wide eyes pa’s to take their frustrations out on me. I’m just the attendant, my salary isn’t high enough for any of that.
Instead I say, “Ma’am would you...