There was an old man from East Coring,
Who could barely get up in the morning,
Though very unfit,
His sledgehammer wit,
Made your time spent with him far from boring.
I must say I soundly agree,
When you say youth is no guarantee,
Though they often look bold,
Many youngsters are old,
I dare say, even older than me.
You mention the feeling of youth,
Well now, let me tell you the truth,
When I...