I'm going to write a book. It will be the best book. I have a ton of original and hilarious ideas. It'll definitely be a NYT bestseller. I can't wait to get started. I should make some coffee first. And I'll def need something to eat so I don't get hungry and distracted. Not sure how I'm going to be able to do anything if I know the sink is full of dishes. That reminds me, we are out of dish soap ...