I had an old neighbor named Ed,

who was rumored to not use a bed.

He would load up his truck,

mutter something about luck,

and head into the night instead.

Where he would go, no one would know.

A mystery to all but Ed....

A group of teenagers stumble upon something they shouldn’t have… Daddy’s Natty’s. He always kept them in a secret mini fridge in the basement, disguised as an old slot machine. Once you pulled the lever, you could simultaneously open the fridge and extract an ice cold Natural Light. It was a shameful beer to have stocked in such a precarious place, but it was all the more fun for Daddy to enjoy on...