Daddy’s Natty’s
A group of teenagers stumble upon something they shouldn’t have… Daddy’s Natty’s. He always kept them in a secret mini fridge in the basement, disguised as an old slot machine. Once you pulled the lever, you could simultaneously open the fridge and extract an ice cold Natural Light. It was a shameful beer to have stocked in such a precarious place, but it was all the more fun for Daddy to enjoy once he cracked open the machine. Only, he would be in for a big surprise the next time he went downstairs to “wrestle the one-armed bandit”. The teenagers who stumbled upon the stash were his two sons, Blaze and Benny, and their neighbor, Pinky. Of the three, Benny was the first to really understand what they had stumbled upon. He looked to the others and whispered, “fellas…” before hastily grabbing a can. His brother grabbed his arm and stopped him. “Dude we can’t!” Blaze said, looking towards the stairs nervously. “Ahh, what’s the harm in cracking just three open? Your pops probably won’t even notice,” replied Pinky through his Coke bottle glasses. The trio stopped for a minute to think, but only just long enough to give each other a mischevious, knowing glance. It was decided: the three musketeers would brave the consequences of endulging in their spoils, but only once Daddy got home.