I thought he took the news pretty well. It's not every day that a wife confesses to being a blood-sucking fiend. In hindsight, maybe if I had told him sooner, he would have made a better choice. Then again...

Everything happens for a reason, right? Events played out the way they did so that I'd discover that the man I married had secrets of his own. And here I thought being a vampire was the wor...

This teacher teaches things that trick the think-thing.

She swears she's simply speaking silly smart-strings.

We witness words weaved in wild, witchy ways.

Each enchant every ear, every eye embracing enigmatic essays.

Usurping unthinking, undoing urchins—unveiling us uniting.

(Practice with alliteration)...

I hate the dark. It scares me. A difficult thing to admit.

It shouldn’t. I am an adult, after all. Only children should be afraid. Only children should have nightlights. Only children should fear what could be lurking in the shadows.

Sometimes I wish I could just overcome it. I contemplate what would happen if I turned off all the lights at night when I went to bed. The thought itself makes my...