Writing Prompt

This wonderful plan I strongly endorse

Shall we tiptoe around the terms?

I assure you, my fees are quite flexible...

I would truly like to endorse

This magical pill

I promise it shall make you

Even more flexible!

Oh, um...I see that you are busy

With that knife

And that body

I’ll just umm

Tip toe out of here...

They say money can’t by happiness. The stacks gathered on the table in front of me suggest people think otherwise.

I’ve always found it quite funny how desperate people get for their petty desires.

Now you may think I’m cruel, but focus your attention on the real villains here. They endorse my lifestyle.

In my defence, my methods are usually flexible. I would prefer it if they requested quick and...

Deftly blood and tears must wait,

Perspirative stains can stay.

Left resistance at the gate,

To give yourself as mentor’s prey

Eighty minutes into the hurt

The remaining pain may seem inexorable

Eye the clock, then stretch the inert

Push the means to become more flexible.

Tarsal, metatarsal, meet

Floor on toetip, tiptoe onto

Weak thighs, lazy knees, dead feet,

Demipointe, a-one-two, two-two,

At...

The small village of Kiln had no idea what was coming, today they would see just how devastating an excellent rogue could be. Alder had been stealing for as long as he could remember, and though most wood elves looked down on thievery, no one could deny his abilities. He had been eyeing up Kiln for a while, a once bustling place due to its talented smiths.

The greatest blacksmith in the town was ...