As i sit apon the cold hard toilet i feel asthough my bladder is exploding

I must relieve it

I must let the urnine go

I start urinating

It goes on and on

Time had never passed so slowly

It feels asthough this urnine goes on forever

But then i hear a toot

I am flabbergasted

This wasnt supposed to happen

I must put it back in

My instinct shouts

I start trying to fish it out of the toilet

The urnine is on my hands

On the seat

On the floor

On my face

Pee fart