As i sit apon the cold hard toilet i feel asthough my bladder is exploding I must relieve it I must let the urnine go I start urinating It goes on and on Time had never passed so slowly It feels asthough this urnine goes on forever But then i hear a toot I am flabbergasted This wasnt supposed to happen I must put it back in My instinct shouts I start trying to fish it out of the toilet The urnine is on my hands On the seat On the floor On my face Pee fart