Dear Lululemon

Why are your clothes so expensive?

118 bucks for a scuba?

It’s comfortable sure,

But I heard the dupes were good too

And your align leggings

What’s so good about those?

That you have to drain everyone’s savings

You seem quite successful already

So why don’t you cut the price down

Like, a lot

Because I could really use more athletic wear

And I see you too Dior

That lip oil

Is so tiny

Yet you charge

40 freaking dollars for it

I mean-

Honestly

Think of all the poor dry lips out there

Who can’t afford to give them

Just a little hydration