I’m not waiting For a knight in shining armor. I saved myself a long time ago. I do not need someone to “complete me”. I am whole alone. But sometimes I just want A weirdo who will go on adventures with me Someone who will twirl me around the kitchen Who will run the mundane errands with me And kiss me passionately When I least expect them to Someone who can gaze deep into my eyes Before making me dissolve in a fit of giggles That’s all.