I’m not waiting

For a knight in shining armor.

I saved myself a long time ago.

I do not need someone to “complete me”.

I am whole alone.

But sometimes

I just want

A weirdo who will go on adventures with me

Someone who will twirl me around the kitchen

Who will run the mundane errands with me

And kiss me passionately

When I least expect them to

Someone who can gaze deep into my eyes

Before making me dissolve in a fit of giggles

That’s all.