*Friend starts to pour water down the toilet*

Me- ‘Hey! That’s my goldfish!’

Friend- “it’s dead..”

‘And? It kept me company!’

“But you have me…”

‘And you’re about to throw my fishy away..’

“Yes. Because it’s dead.”

‘Not much of a friend now are you.’

“How rude-“

*Takes the fishbowl before they pour the fish*

“Uh-“

‘There, there…poor fishy, they almost threw you away’

“Wow.”