I know I should not have framed her for the crime

But it was just too hard to resist

Seeing her pay. Seeing her be taken away.

I loved my sister

But that was before she killed my hamster

So yes it was me that planted the evidence

It was so easy, as a police officer people automatically believe me

I erased the crosswalk and planted an officer right there.

Yes it’s hard to admit

But I framed my sister for jaywalking

And she went to jail

For life

I know it’s such a horrible crime and it wasn’t her fault

But she ate my hamster

And he died.

So she will die

In jail.