Your eyes are like the ocean… Having bloke micturate, and an abundant of cetacean viscous brine.

Your smile is like the pollard tree… dilapidated and marred.

Your voice is like honey… abhorrent and ululate in abundance.

You laugh is like music… Strident and brings macabre.

And your body is like the desert… vexatious and wizen.

Your tongue is like milk… Acidulated, alabastrine and mephitical.

Your nose is like a small hill… A precipice, with various maculations brimming with tenebrosity.

I am not being indecorous, but being candid. If it’s pernicious, then you know it’s authentic.

Definitions below

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DEFINITIONS:

*Bloke : man

*Micturate : urine/pee

*Abundant : large quantities

*Cetacean : whale

*Viscous : thick sticky liquid

*Brine : salty solution

*Dilapidated: neglected

*Marred : impaired or disfigured

*Abhorrent : being hated, or annoying

*Ululate : bringing grief

*Strident : grating, unpleasant

*Macabre : repellant or disturbing feelings

*Vexatious : destressing, full of disorder, stressful

*Wizen : dry, shrunken; due to failing vitality

*Acidulated : sour, or acidic

*Alabastrine : white or smooth

*Mephitical : foul smelling

*Precipice : steel mountain

*Maculations : blemishes

*Tenebrosity : state of being dark, or shadowy

*Indecorous : not keeping with good taste; improper

*Candid : truthful or straight forward

*Pernicious : hurtful, or damaging

*Authentic : genuine, real or true