Too many,

Too fast,

Too small,

Too dangerous!

Can’t we just call him now?

The one who hates them all.

Too bright,

Too joyful,

Too loud,

Too Christmassy!

Why don’t we call him now?

The one who hates us all.

Too many people,

Too funny jokes,

Too innocent the children,

Too much of careless hope!

It’s time for tragedy…

Humanity!

Please, please, don’t call him now!

The one who hates the world.