9:00 AM

One of my coworkers was making out with their girlfriend. Note: Get eye bleach

10:00 AM

BOOM!! Richard, my best friend fell from the second floor to the first hall. “Uggh. Oh! Hi Mathew!” He waved at the camera. I laughed.

12:00 AM

Apparently the security guards and a handful of my coworkers decided to play in the ball pit.

3:00 PM

A robber snuck inside, I laughed as I watched the janitor fend him off with a mop and some dishwasher soap.

12:00 PM

My shift was over. Note: tell the manager that the janitor needs a promotion.