“HOW DARE YOU?!?!” Mariana said.

“What?” Nathan answered.

“I TOLD YOU A QUADRILLION FIVE HUNDRED THIRTY SEVEN TIMES. WHY DID YOU DO IT?!?!” Mariana screeched, her hair frizzing in all directions.

“Huh?” Nathan answered, utterly clueless.

“DO YOU SERIOUSLY NOT KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT?!?!?!!!!????” Mariana screamed, shattering a wine glass.

“No. I don’t.” Nathan said flatly.

“How. Do. You. Not. Know. What. I. Am. Talking. About? YOU PUT THE PILLOW IN THE WRONG PLACE!!! I COULD HAVE FALLEN IN THE SPACE BETWEEN THE PILLOWS AND I WOULD HAVE SUNKEN IN THERE, NEVER TO BE SEEN EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Mariana broke all of the glass in the world at that point.

“Wow.” Nathan laughed like an elephant.