WRITING OBSTACLE
Write a story from a character who is so over-dramatic that it is a struggle to understand the tale they're trying to tell you.
Make use of drama and hyperbole, and consider the language used by your character.
Man.
“HOW DARE YOU?!?!” Mariana said.
“What?” Nathan answered.
“I TOLD YOU A QUADRILLION FIVE HUNDRED THIRTY SEVEN TIMES. WHY DID YOU DO IT?!?!” Mariana screeched, her hair frizzing in all directions.
“Huh?” Nathan answered, utterly clueless.
“DO YOU SERIOUSLY NOT KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT?!?!?!!!!????” Mariana screamed, shattering a wine glass.
“No. I don’t.” Nathan said flatly.
“How. Do. You. Not. Know. What. I. Am. Talking. About? YOU PUT THE PILLOW IN THE WRONG PLACE!!! I COULD HAVE FALLEN IN THE SPACE BETWEEN THE PILLOWS AND I WOULD HAVE SUNKEN IN THERE, NEVER TO BE SEEN EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Mariana broke all of the glass in the world at that point.
“Wow.” Nathan laughed like an elephant.
