“Look, I know you may want to kill me, and I completely understand. A lot of people have wanted to kill me over the years, and you can believe me when I say that I’ve… disposed of every last one of them as necessary. I disposed of them because they were pests, imbeciles who got in the way of my happy life, like you. They all deserved to die in the torturous ways I had them die, so what makes you think that I don’t have a weapon on me right now? For all you know, I could have my trusty switchblade on me at this very moment. What I’m trying to say is that if anyone in the room should be scared, it’s you, not me. You may think you’re a psychopathic killer who could end my life whenever you’d like, but that’s just not true. I’m the psychopath here… and I’m not going to worry about trying to convince you to spare my life, seeing as it should be you down on your knees, begging me for mercy. So… Get down. Now beg…”