“I need to confess something”

“Jesus Christ what the hell”

“I must confess”

“Oh phew, it’s the guy next to me in that hospital bed, not a demon”

“I am”

“Is he asleep?”

“A DEMON”

*wakes up creepily and stares into other characters soul with red eyes*

“HOLY QUACAMOLE!”

“RAGHAH”

“THIS IS HARASSMENT!”

“HARGHAH”

“I DO NOT GIVE YOU CONSENT TO DO THIS TO ME”

“Okay, I’m sorry.”