“Walking into the new Flower Emporium was so exciting! It was just built. I don’t know why they needed this big ass building but *shrugs* eh, more flowers for me. These flowers smell so exotic and they’re really pretty too. thought Fernando as he walked around.

The store had everything you would need for cultivating flowers and other plants.

Shelves and shelves of seeds, pots, tools, even UV lights for indoor growing.

As he was browsing around Fernando heard this constant noise. Like two blocks hitting each other.

When he saw an employee leaving the back room, Fernando had to stop her and ask about the noise. Her name tag said Prim. “Hello ma’am, I was wondering if you could help me with something?”

“Hi, yes! How can I help you?” Prim said.

“Thank you, I was wondering what that sound is?”

Prim instantly got wide eyed and stammered “J-j-just some trucks being loaded and unloaded. Flowers are heavy ya know.”

While it made sense, Fernando could help be suspicious.

“Ok, thank you. It was really bothering me haha.”

“You’re welcome…” she said softly as she scurried down the hose isle.

Later that night Fernando was scrolling through his feed when he saw the headline “Goat Fighting ring exposed at Flower Emporium!”

Presses play*

“70 goat escaped today from the new Flower Emporium off of 5th and 12th. The goats escaped the pins they were being held in and get this! They ate ALL OF THE FLOWERS in the store! The police were called in to help trapped customers and had this to say after all the goats were rounded up”

“In all my years of policing, this has got to be the biggest goat fighting ring I have ever broken up. So far none of the perpetrators have been identified or apprehended”

“Luckily no one was seriously hurt, there was a bald man sent to the hospital after a goat named king Ranch ate his hair.”

“Like and subscribe for more weird news”

*WTF Fernando thought.