“Glass half empty,

Glass half full.”

Some people might say I have a “glass half empty” mindset.

But I think some glasses have to be completely full,

And half just doesn’t cut it.

If I get half the questions wrong on a math quiz,

Is the correct response “Oh but I got half right”?

If I spend half my day wasting away on my phone,

Should I be proud of myself for being a functioning human half the time?

If I told you I spend half my waking hours wishing I was dead,

Would you say “Great! You like being alive half the time”?

I’m sorry if I’m being pessimistic,

But some glasses need to be full.