“I leave you two alone for five minutes! What the hell happened?”

“Vincent happened,” Gage said angrily. Vincent only laughed, which resulted in Gage kicking him. Vincent was lying on the ground with Gage’s foot holding his head down. Holding back his arm with his hands. I sighed, of course leaving these two behind was a bad idea.

“I just wanted a hug,” Vincent said, still laughing.

“A hug? A hug?! You grabbed me from behind and started GNAWING ON MY NECK! I’m not a BLOODY SNACK JACKASS!”

“I beg to differ,” Vincent said giving Gage a rather shmexy smirk. Gage retracted his foot, ready to murder.

“Wait, I understand that you’re angry, but violence isn’t the answ-!” Vincent was cut off.

CRACK