NAME: Sylvester Fowler

TRUE NAME: Nice try.

AGE - IMMORTALS, PLEASE SKIP: 16

GENDER (Please check):

X Male

Female

Other

Ancient

SPECIES (Please check):

Fae(If so, please specify)________

X Human

Extinct

Selkie

Changeling

Unknown

From the depths

Liar

Merfolk

Greiving

Creature

Why do you need to know?

Very small indeed

Other: ________

WHY DO YOU THINK YOU WOULD BE A GOOD FIT HERE AT ABSTRACT ZOO?

Too much bravery and stupidity to turn away, I guess.

PREFERRED HOURS (Check whatever applies):

X 9AM—3PM

X 12PM-3PM

Twilight

VENGEANCE

13PM-26AM

The Unseen Times

PLEASE SELECT ALL TASKS YOU ARE WILLING AND ABLE TO DO:

X Carry heavy loads of up to 30 pounds

X Work in direct sunlight

X Carry heavy loads of up to 50 pounds

Shapeshift

X Touch iron without pain

Telekinesis

X Talk to and engage visitors

Hunt down visitors who have overstayed their welcome

X Cross running water without pain

Feeding gryphons

Being fed to gryphons

THOUGHTS?

Never

None

X Maybe

REGRETS?

X Always

Forever

Maybe

CHOOSE:

The Screeching

Distant waves from distant shores

A secret, whispered at midnight

Not enough time—never enough time

A gradual movement downwards

A spiralling upwards

X No

TRUE NAME: No. Seriously, I know your tricks.

PLEASE? Never.

DID YOU LIE? What do you think?

ARE YOU SORRY? Maybe.

ARE YOU TRULY AWAKE?

Yes, and I regret it.

No, and I don’t care.

Are you?

X I think so.

Wake up.

PLEASE NAME A FEW OF YOUR SKILLS:

Fast, good at hiding, social and good with people.

SELECT A FORM OF PAYMENT YOU ARE COMFORTABLE WITH:

Human sacrifice

Fire

X Gold

Life energy

VENGEANCE

Thank you for applying! We here at Abstract Zoo appreciate your time. Our reply will come when you least expect it.