“Have you ever been out at sea and the creatures of the deep capsize your boat for the THIRD time this week? Well luckily, you don’t have to worry about that anymore! From those who brought you creaturepellent, a spray for your windows to keep those pesky creatures of the moon away from your soul, comes seacreaturepellent, a spray that keeps away harmful deep sea creatures!”

“Dude, I have wings, I don’t need to sail.”

“Oh. Well do I have a product for you!”