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Magpabatok sa Mangkukulam!

Salamangka Bar — March 7, 2023

10 PM to 3 AM

Cassandra did a double take when she saw the flyer.

Magpabatok sa mangkukulam! — Get a tribal tattoo done by a witch!

Cassandra didn’t believe in witches, but she had always wanted to get a legit tribal tattoo from a legit “mambabatok”—a tattoo artist wielding just a bamboo stick, a thorn, soot, an...

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