Write an advert for a product from a fictional world.
Try to use this product to build the fantasy world in a broader context.
!!! One Night Only !!!
Magpabatok sa Mangkukulam!
Salamangka Bar — March 7, 2023
10 PM to 3 AM
Cassandra did a double take when she saw the flyer.
Magpabatok sa mangkukulam! — Get a tribal tattoo done by a witch!
Cassandra didn’t believe in witches, but she had always wanted to get a legit tribal tattoo from a legit “mambabatok”—a tattoo artist wielding just a bamboo stick, a thorn, soot, an...
This product is what you need in your life! This is what you need to make your life easier. This Neuro-Phone will help you make and answer calls easier and listen to music easier and quicker. This device is similar to a diabetic arm thingy in that it snaps onto your body (just below the ear) and it connects to your nerves and thus connects to your cerebellum and whatever you think, it will do.
I sit with my sister in the living room, as she braids my black locks.
“You ought to get your hair magically stiffened” she’s says. “Then you’ll never have to worry about a bad hair day.”
I roll my eyes at her, and wince when she tugs slightly. “Not everything should be fixed with magic” I respond.
She ignores me, continuing to hum the cartoons melody along with the show.
I don’t know why Ta...
Are you firmly trapped in the matrix?
You want out?
Well you can’t, you’re stuck here
Destined to feel the same struggles
Over and over again
We’ve got a solution for you
Your companion matrix robot
with a map of your psyche
Programs your life
Processes your choices
In all their incarnations
Solves all your problems
Robix, your psychic assistant...
Introducing the Wand of Enchantment, the ultimate tool for any aspiring wizard or sorceress in the realm of Jelvandar!
With the Wand of Enchantment, you can unlock a world of magic and mystery, unleashing powerful spells and incantations that can shape the very fabric of reality. Whether you're a novice spell-caster just starting out on your journey, or a seasoned wizard looking to expand your ho...
While many in the past would have to use antique devices like toothbrushes, floss and mouth washes.
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“Have you ever been out at sea and the creatures of the deep capsize your boat for the THIRD time this week? Well luckily, you don’t have to worry about that anymore! From those who brought you creaturepellent, a spray for your windows to keep those pesky creatures of the moon away from your soul, comes seacreaturepellent, a spray that keeps away harmful deep sea creatures!”
“Dude, I have wings, ...
You will never be late again. Now you maybe purchase here only, the newest teleporting machine. This has all the newest upgrades with the best technologies creating lighting speeds making it the fastest machine on the market today. Take a trip to the Mars Mall, then the amusement park on Jupiter, or even take some of the day to spend on the white sand beaches of Venus. You can get all these advent...
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