SCENE 1

Pricilla: (Enters) Mother, why do we must leave?

Lady Gloria: (Sits up against couch) You are not premitted to be the heir of the throne.

Pricilla: (Sits) Why mother?

Lady Gloria: (Sighs) You do not have royal blood. And you are just a girl.

Pricilla: But I am 16. Old enough to rule.

Lady Gloria: Do not complain Pricilla. We will be first class. No need to worry. Now sit tight, our new ruler is coming.

Brian: (Enters, wearing second class clothes) Hey, umm, ladies.

Pricilla: (Giggles)

Lady Gloria: (Gives Pricilla a look to stop) Good day, Royal Brian.

Brian: Oh, let's start over. (Exits)

Brian: (Enters) Good day, Royal Ladies.

Pricilla: (Cracks up)

Lady Gloria: (Hides a smile)

Lady Gloria: Now, let's get to business.

Brian: (Scared) Here goes nothing.

SCENE 2

Pricilla:

(Walks with Brian) So, how old are you again?

Brian:

30. Gosh, I am not ready for this.

Pricilla:

(Grins) I can teach you. I know mother can be harsh sometimes, but really, she's dealing with a lot right now.

Brain:

I bet. Losing a husband, losing her royalty, wow.

Pricilla:

(Grabs Brian's hand) Let's skip down the hallway and have fun while we can.

Brian:

(Grins)

SCENE 3

Lady Gloria: Sit tall. (Brian attempts) Sit with poise a king would. There. That's... better.

Brian: (Relaxes) Holy cow that's a lot of work.

Lady Gloria: No! Sit back up! Tall! Tall! No, taller! And what do you mean, 'holy cow'? Cows cannot be a holy creature, they simply cannot!

Brian: (Looks at Pricilla for help) Uhh, it's just a saying. Is this tall enough?

Lady Gloria: I give up! You are just too difficult! Lady Maranda, come quick!

Lady Maranda: (Enters) Yes, Royal Lady Gloria?

Lady Gloria: Fix him up straight. If he will rule within the year, some serious work needs to be done.

Lady Maranda: Yes, Lady Gloria.

Lady Gloria: (Exits)

Pricilla: Royal Brian, how do you feel about all this?

Brian: Please just call me Brian.

Pricilla: Ok, Brian, how do you feel about all this?

Brian: (Sighs) I'm not sure. I don't know a clue about this. Like what? My father, was a king of some foreign royal place? I don't know.

Pricilla: (Giggles) You do have his charm though.

Brian: Oh I do, do I?

Pricilla: (Giggles) Lady Maranda, I can teach him from here.

Lady Maranda: Yes, Miss Pricilla. (Exits)

Brian: Finally, she's gone. All this is so stressful.

Pricilla: You look the part. (Face moves closer)

Brian: Yeah, but you know all the technical stuff. (Moves his face closer)

Pricilla: But your handsome. (Moves face closer)

Brian: Your beautiful. (Face is cenemeters away)

Pricilla: If I'm so beautiful then kiss me.

Brian: Ok. (Kisses her)

Brian: What just happened.

Pricilla: You kissed me, Brian.

Brian: Oh no.

Pricilla: Oh no what? It was so good you want another one?

Brian: (Grins) I mean yeah but, oh your mother is going to kill me.

Pricilla: (Giggles) Your so funny Brian.

Brian: (Look of terror) Mhm.

Brian: (To himself) Oh brother.