Mixed Feelings

It's that time of year again.

Wrap your gifts

and tape your mouth shut.

Pretend like the scissors don't flirt with you.

You wonder how it would feel

to be strangled with tinsel,

because you've learnt that not everything always itches the way you'd expect.

What if I swallowed the sleigh bells?

Surely bells still ring

when you're allergic to holly?

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