Mixed Feelings
It's that time of year again.
Wrap your gifts
and tape your mouth shut.
Pretend like the scissors don't flirt with you.
You wonder how it would feel
to be strangled with tinsel,
because you've learnt that not everything always itches the way you'd expect.
What if I swallowed the sleigh bells?
Surely bells still ring
when you're allergic to holly?