oooooh yall this is gonna be a…

THROWBACKK

hi!

do you remember me?

probably not, but you should.

i’m that little girl from your kindergarten class,

though i’ve grown up now.

god, i was in love with you.

or, as in love as an elementary schooler can be.

believe me when i say i thought we were gonna

get married and have a beautiful fairytale wedding.

(spoiler alert: that did NOT happen!)

in fact, when we met again in seventh grade,

you had a girlfriend!

(it wasn’t me)

needless to say, i was heartbroken,

but we move, we ball, and i got over it!

until…

“heyy izzy, i know i literally have a girlfriend, but who cares about her wanna go out?”

UHHH BITCH NAH

NAH NAH NAH

no, respectfully, i will not be the other woman

ME?

THE OTHER WOMAN?

NAHHH

I DESERVE TO BE THE MAIN WOMAN

AND SO DID YOUR GIRLFRIEND

MANNN GET SOME COMMON SENSE

so anyway that’s my speech to, my first love

i’m a little angry that someone as shitty as _you_

stole that title but what can i do

i’ve learned my lesson