If you are a diplomat, where is the ambassador?

I’ll send you flying through the air like Bruce Lee in a massacre

If the princess is on this ship, don’t underestimate her drive

Hunt down the traitor, and bring them back to me alive...

I really can't stay

Baby it's cold outside

Just go away

Baby I’m cold inside

Say where are my friends...

Been nice that you dropped in

You’re cold as ice

I'll hold this knife it warms me up

My mother will come pick me up

How do you know she’s there?

My father will check on me from the door

Oh baby I wouldn’t be so sure

Wait why do you say that

Beautiful please don’t be mad

Tell me what you did....

It was late at night, and Florence Seegan just wanted a drink. He’d been through the Sargonian Portal, which took quite a toll on...He walked across the street to a late-night comedy club. Surreptitiously, Osmul followed him, ready to kill if he had to. Anything for the sword’s complete ownership. He would do anything at all.

“Hello. Is this thing on?” A comedian breathed heavily into the micropho...

Welcome to Winter, a season of cold

Where the snowdrops fall like nations of old

Go sledding with friends, your fortune’s untold,

But beware of the snowballs that they have just rolled

Where the snowdrops fall like nations of old

Lies the city of Elves at the North Pole

But beware of the snowballs that they have just rolled

For the Elves are as sneaky as they are gold...

I've come to work early today

All my friends come out suprised

Welcome to work, yay

What have you got to hide?

Please let me in on it

I've done all my fair share

Just let me have a peek

What are you doing back there?

Lunch breaks over, so they say,

Time for me to prep the sink

But They've been missing all day

Coming back for a refilled drink

Please let me in on it

I've done all my fair share

J...

Softly, he took her into his arms

The happiest he’d ever been

At 18

Waiting for us to join him

But he was light years ahead...

The word will burn. I’ll be damned if it’s any other way—you know what I mean. Meteor strike? Too easy. If you’re gonna destroy all humanity, you’ve gotta have some grandeur about it. After all, they’re the only species that has a sense of style, and you want to reflect that in their judgement. Flooding’s been done before, and that was a direct order from the man himself. In that case, he pussied ...