It’s the middle of November and I’m trudging through three feet of snow Because, much to my dismay, bodies don’t just bury themselves Starlight dancing on the snow, the wind whisping through the trees, there’s no way to see where to go I have to ditch this body, I’m an expert you see, this is number seven hundred and twelve
They said it was the perfect herl, it would never fall off No matter how hard you tried, no matter, how soft Because this glass heel was designed to always last To never break, to remain steadfast, and indefinite past So Cinderella would never meet her true love A heavenly angel, sent from above Who would bear himself if the slipper should fall off But it never will, no matter how hard you try, no matter how soft