Did you hear?

No. About what?

WHAT? You SERIOUSLY didn’t hear?

I paused. Keeping my mouth shut

Did you seriously not already see what’s on the news?

I shook my head, dumbfounded, looking confused

Oh boy, oh boy….you sure are going to be shocked

I began to perspire as my jaw started to lock

I was frozen in time, I could not move one foot

Anxious and nervous, until in my hands the remote was put

...

I have to pick, which one do I enjoy more?

So much stimulation, vibrating me to my core

I can choose dominant and rough, a familiar body

Or I can choose a woman, fuck, this is a fun hobby

Will she pick me? The question runs through my mind

If not, then no worries, there’s still plenty of time

Tipsy from whiskey, but cock as hard as a Redwood tree

I’m fine watching them, even if she doesn’t pick m...

Life is like a sharp stick

Waiting to poke, impale, defend

It’s human nature, it’s what makes us tick

From the beginning until the very end...

A man can only take so much flattery

Maxxing out his social battery

But when friends are busy and time moves slow

The battery hits a point, permanently on low...

I grew up in a old, run-down coal mining town

It was nicknamed the dust bin of the East

The sun never shined. We all had permanent frowns

Something was missing. Nobody felt complete

Years went by through the dark and the grey

Nothing ever changed, to all of our dismay

But then something happened, my tears began to run

As light shined upon my skin, a small gift from the sun...

If desires are a flame, then I am a wildfire

Ravaging across the lush greens

My heart burning, passionate with desire

I’m addicted. A sick, twisted, love fiend...

My friend was showing me all of their mementos

From their travels across the world

But then something seemed strange to me

Something that made me nauseous. Nearly hurl

Amongst the keychains, the snowglobes and postcards

There was a bloody ear, accompanied by glass shards

We locked eyes before I bolted to the door

But he beat me to it, it shook me to my core...

I must admit…I have something to confess.

It’s been agonizing. I need to get it off my chest.

But it will cause quite a stir, quite possibly a mess.

Do you know what’s coming? Do you have a guess?...

I prayed this was one of my smaller mistakes

A blip in my fuck-up of a life

But after all I’ve messed up on, this takes the cake

My eyes finally blinked as I removed the knife...

There’s nothing better than an ice cold pint

At the bar of my favorite pub

There was an odd feeling in the air, something wasn’t right

Maybe I’m off….maybe I just need some grub

I walk right in as I’m greeted by name

I swear there’s no place better, nowhere that’s the same

I shout out “I’ll take my usual!” as I head to the men’s room

As I walk through the mirage of scents, cigarettes and perfume...