Oh no, I’m not doing any more magic

Last time I tried, I had live upside for a week

It was not funny, in fact it was quite tragic

Have you ever been upside down, having to take a leak?...

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Regarding the ocean and the lovely views

That it provides for all whom see

Coast to coast, across the entire country...

I don’t know why he always goes home before 12

Even after a great evening of enjoying ourselves

I wonder what secret he has to hide

Until I saw him dragging a body and I died inside...

We must throw away all of this information

All this bullshit. This formal education

To improve. To get better at communication

All to achieve a victory over temptation...

Excuse me ma’m you dropped your keys!

Why thank you sir! Let me pay for your meal

That would be lovely. Thank you and please

Wow! A two for one deal; what a steal!

Does anyone else want one of these?

What a chance of luck - how ideal!

What a generous women, seeking to appease...

Are you not entertained?

I certainly am by the presence of your pain

All you have to lose, and all I have to gain

I guess this is why the doctors declared me insane...

Tick tock, death comes at each hour

This keeps the spirits nice and calm

The deathly sacrifices take away their power

More effective than the most powerful bomb...

Love against all odds

In spite of the devils and evil Gods

Overcoming every single obstacle

Overcoming the impossible...

What a joy! All of this money is mine

But where did all of it come from? I need someone to opine

Finally my attorney gets back to me on the root of how my father was paid

I guess today’s the day I learned he ran Mexico’s drug trade...

Knuckles white. Hands firmly gripping the pew

A sullen sense of darkness washes over

It’s hard to believe he’s gone. He was just starting anew

Gone with the wind is the four leaf clover...