We all have flaws. So why am I always the one in trouble with mine?

People should be on their hands and knees thanking me for what I do. I kill bad men. If the innocent accidentally die in my quest to cleanse the world of scum, well, no one’s perfect.

That’s why Maxwell Turner, the famous NYPD detective is on my trail. I suppose I have too many innocent bystanders deaths on my hands.

Some wo...

I wish I owned an Unicorn. Not just because of their sparkling beauty, but because I want to get high. As high as the atmosphere, baby, reach the moon and kiss it’s silvery dust.

You see, unicorns’s horns can be used as an euphoric drug if you lick it like an ice cream cone. The unicorn doesn’t like it. It even might stab you to death with it’s horn if you try. But, as I have licked a horn before...

Danny Gray was a god; a gorgeous and generous hunk of a man that could charm any female who saw him. And just when you’d think he couldn’t be anymore perfect, he showed a side of himself that just slayed my heart — his bravery.

It was a snowy day in the middle of Fall. Danny was driving us to Meadows Fields, ND as we often carpooled to our place of employment.

We were stopped at a traffic light...

Hi... ladies and gentlemen. My name is Henry Cummings. And I’m Danny’s, the groom’s best friend and best man. Although if you count the time we experimented in college together, then I’m also his ex-lover... And I wish I didn’t say that... Anyways, I met Danny and Lori in college. Even back then I saw a spark between those two that I kinda envied. Lori was beautiful — much as she looks now. And to...