I knocked as thunder boomed.
I knew I was doomed.
My door was locked and rain was pouring.
All that while my roommate was snoring.
Rocks I was tossing.
Thunder was booming.
My my a threat was looming.
The storm was scary.
It’s driving me crazy.
Oh why oh why is my roommate so lazy?
Thunder was booming.
Dark clouds became darker.
Thunders grew louder.
I was the closest thing for thunder to devo...
Oh what a day!
Wait, what was I supposed to do today?
Hey! Brain what the hay?
Help me out today what was I supposed to do today?
Can’t remember
It’s shortening my temper!
Please tell
Was I supposed to sell?
Probably not
My brain’s like a broken bot.
Useless!
Come on does your intelligence grow less and less??
Just help me!
Please, I don’t have time for your idiocy!
You’re so forgetful
Man, t...
“You see that stranger in the casket over there? Yesterday, he was my friend. A great one. He helped me in everything. He encouraged me to follow my dreams, no matter how impossible they sounded.
He always knew what to say, and when he’d say it. If I was let down by something he’d comfort me. If it was a someone, however, he’d grab his shotgun. He was my ride or die. My partner in crime.
We plan...
“Allison, your sister ran away again.” My mother announced. “WHAT?! RILEY?!” I exclaimed in alarm. “Yes.” Replied my mother calmly. Why was she so calm?
“This is probably why she ran away. You barely notice that she’s here.” I said. “I suggest you go look for her then.” She said dismissively ushering me to leave.
UGH! The fact that she doesn’t care. Riley deserves better. I walked through th...
“El, you have to tell him! It’s now or never.” Says my friend, Alice. “I- I’m not ready yet..” I say. Alice wants me to confess my love to my crush, Al.
Al sits next to me in class, and it was love at first sight except that I don’t know if he likes me back.. I wanted to get closer to him, so I offered to do his homework.
He agreed, and I’ve been doing his homework ever since the beginning ...
She stared at me as if I was a puzzle she was trying so desperately to solve. “There’s something you’re not telling me, Alex, I just know it.” Says Lavender.
Lavender is my roommate, and she’s one-hundred percent sure that I was hiding something from her. Like, where’s the trust?! Okay, well, I must admit that I am hiding something.
In my defence, she doesn’t need to know EVERYTHING about ...
I was in my space rocket with my colleagues. Our mission was to find a black hole, and try to take pictures. My colleagues, Bob and John, are talking about how funny it would be if one of us accidentally got sucked in.
“I mean if I got sucked in I’d be spaghettified.” Says Bob. “Well, you’re pretty short so a little stretch would be good for you!” Says John. “Too bad nobody will see you when you...
OH SHOOT! I’m running late for my meeting! It’s 9:40 in the morning. My meeting is at 10:00 exactly. I just woke up!
I quickly go to the bathroom and do my bathroom things. Then, I get dressed. Quickly made pancakes, and rushed to my car.
It was 9:55. Good thing it takes five minutes to get there. Just my luck. There’s traffic. I honk my car, and open the window. “What’s the hold up?” I yelled...
I wake up from my sleep. The best sleep I’ve had in days. I wonder how I slept well, and then I remember that my child has his first day in first grade.
OH SHOOT! I have to pick him up! I quickly get dressed, and get into the car. Jammed the key on the key hole and drove away.
I finally get to school. Just in time. My son Tristan gets in the car happily. “Hey, bud, how was school?” I ask. “AMA...
I was tied to a chair. It was dark. There was a girl in front of me, but I couldn’t make out her facial features. She had a gun and a knife in her pocket. “Well?” She said. “Any last words?” She asks.
I burst out laughing. She glares at me with the “don’t test me” eyes.
“Oh my god sorry I just found that really funny.” I said. “What’s so funny? I’m literally about to kill you. Is it because I’m ...