The divine being stared at me for a moment and asked,

“What is the matter with you?”

Confused by her question, I answered

“I am so sorry great divine one, I thought I made it clear what I wanted and I would forever be your #1 devotee”.

She repeated her question with greater diction,

“What. is. the. matter with you?”

I thought for a moment,

“Well I’m in love and I want to help the one I love, fe...

Oh my love, how he strives to be an herbivore, though on occasion gives into his carnivorous ways and hates himself into a guilt ridden oblivion. I must confess, his immense compassion for the animal kingdom fills my heart with joy and does more than any aphrodisiac can offer. I wish to create the perfect recipe to show my love and satiate his taste buds once and for all, a variation on an ancient...