I saw what you did last night, and I've told everyone! Of course, nobody remotely believed me. I am passionate and have a touch of fantastical. I will write my thoughts down and deal with them in the morning. Since this directly affects you, I feel I'm in a “safe space” with you. Bear with me, as this is unusual! Do you not think it slightly out of character to utter my well-rehearsed and inan...